Please don't hire me
If you want perfect software and you want me to break your code
If you're going to measure me by the number of test scripts I write
If you want me to tell you its ready to ship
If you wish to have 100% of your product tested
If you are looking for a tester to only "check" if things look ok
If you want your testers to follow test scripts mindlessly
If you want training on a test process
If you feel you can't test without requirements
But if you're looking for a tester who prides herself on the work she delivers, offers as much value to her clients as she can, and has a reputation for excellent testing, then yes, please hire me!
I'm available for coaching testers, training testers, consulting and testing.
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